Wanna be a Hero? and u think u can make it just because u dance well, talk well and look well.
Wake up brothers , it ain't that easy unless and untill u have a godfather.
Godfather is not the mario puzo walah DON guy. Godfather in simple term means "conties" (IITM LINGO means Contacts).
What exactly does contie mean ? This is a bounded limit.
If ur father/mother is/was a hero/heroine or is/was a director falls under this category . Tricky rite. Such is life.
If ur contact is present in one of the above mentioned tree then it is very easy to traverse the path and become what ever u want to, else it will take a life time to reach ur goal.
Did u ever wonder or think of how tollywood really started?
ANR and late NTR were two strong pillars who really had no background. They were true actors and acting was thr passion. Money was just a rectangle piece of paper which was needed for proper living. Nothing more than that. They had no ego problems and truly respected each other from bottom of their hearts. Poor chaps would never even thought that this(acting) was thr biggest mistake of the life.
First generation : NTR and ANR gave us wonderfull movies. Acting together was never a big problem for them, because they loved acting.
Second generation : Chiranjeevi, Rajnikanth, Mohan babu, Shoban babu , Krishna are the other set of actors who really had no support, faced 'N' problems to get a chance to perform in front of the camera. Rajnikanth was a bus conductor and chiranjeevi was an ordinary graduate whose father was a constable. Now just imagine how tough it would have been for a bus conductor and for a constable's son to get a chance to act. Lucky bastards are now the biggest stars.
Shoban Babu was born in a middle class family and was well educated who later became the romantic icon.
Guess what Mohan babu did before he became an actor? He was a PT teacher ,yeah a Physical trainee at some lol School in chennai. He later on became the "Collection King". This chap really has talent.
Krishna was then the stylish star. He is a down to earth person and made movies at rocket speed and all of them were HIT.
Wondering Where Kamal hasan is ? He is not at all a poor chap. Kamal Hasan's father was a lawyer and his brother(Charu hasan) is a stud actor who has own national award . Kamal acted as a child artist at the age of 4.
NTR an ANR made another big mistake. They got married and made kids.
ANR's was a small mistake when compared to NTR's.
ANR just gave us another ANR(Akkineni Nagarjuna Rao), whereas
NTR gave us Jayakrishna, Sai krishna, Harikrishna, Mohan Krishna, Balakrishna, Ramakrishna, and Jayashankar Krishna. He did not stop there . He also made 4 daughters . Out of his seven sons Balakrishna turned out be an actor. Harikrishna did try his luck but got fcked at the box-office. (Werent condoms avaialable?)
Dr. D. Ramanaidu gave us Vekatesh Babu who has never pained audience with his acting and even though his dancing sucks, he is called Victory venki .
Third generation : Now taking NTR as inspiration Nagarjuna, Venki ,Balakrishna ,Chiranjeevi and Mohanbabu got married and started making kids who later on became the third generation stars.
Nagarjuna : Nag Chaitanya(first wife's), Akhil (Second wife's)
Venkatesh : Arjun ramanath (Yet to be launched)
Balakrishna : Mokshagna (Yet to be launched)
Chiranjeevi : Ram charan teja
Mohanbabu : Manchu vishnu and Manchu Manoj
Here starts the go(o)dFATHER ship.
Nag chaitanya sucks at acting and dancing. Hero becuase, his dad and Grandfather are actors. A road side guy is better than this idiot.
Ram charan teja : He looks like a Chakka. Dances well because its in his genes. The biggest star of the generation, just because his dad is the mega star.
A normal guy with such odd looks and with such horrible voice wouldnt even get a chance to be on the radio.
Manchu Vishnu and Manchu Manoj : Did mohan babu fck a donkey and a buffalo. Becuase his kids resemble them. Now they are the uggliest looking guys on earth. Still managed to get couple of hits out of some N movies they made.
Looking at all this makes me conclude that : No matter how worst u look, No matter how lol ur voice is, No matter if u can act or not, U can be a star if u have a god father.
There are wonderful artists waiting outside for a chance. Okka Chance kosam.
Others : Allu arjun ( Godfather : Chiru ).
Dont tell me that his father is a producer hence he is a successfull actor. If that is the case why didnt Supergood films producer's (RB choudhary) Son "Ramesh" become a star? . His debut "Pogarubothu" was THE biggest flop that year.
Lets talk about allu arjun . When gangothri realeased in 2003 , people said "Kojja laaga vunnadu veedu". Facial surgeries here and ther made him look like a man, oops. like a human being.
Sumanth(Godfather : ANR and nagarjuna) Here is another useless actor from Akkineni's family. Debut movie was directed by RGV. Now this is high funda GODFATHER ship. Which debutant gets such a great director on his first movie?.
Sushanth(Godfather : nagarjuna) : I dont even want to talk about this guy.
Maheshbabu (Godfather : Krishna ) : Veediki antha intha balupu kaadu . Not seen since 2 and half years. The most egoistic hero till date.This guy really needs no godfather. Has tons of tallent in him. But lazy to act. God save him.
Prabhas(Godfather : Krishamraju). : Irrespective of movie , irrespective of character, he does "Bujjigadu" in it.
Jr.NTR( Godfather : Balakrishna) : From the NTR family. Has immense energy but keeps licking his late Grandpa.
So u see my point. Godfather zindabad, audience murdabad.
Raviteja( Godfather : none). He came into industry when hansika was born. 22 years ago. Got a movie chance in late 90's. It took nearly 12 years for him to get a break. For 12 years he was jobless. Roaming around studios, directors , and producers.
If you are in hyd, visit the areas like Filmnagar, Annapurna and ramanaidu studios. You get to see hundreds of people waiting to meet stars, producers , directors or some guy to just get a break. Because for them movie is life and acting is passion. Unlike the above mentioned heros who were born in a family where the father/mother is/was a hero/heroine or is/was a director.
We are forced to watch to these actors. If NTR and ANR did not become actors and if they turned out to be some lawyer or doctor we would have been saved from this crap. Now you see why I mentioned "Poor chaps would never even thought that this(acting) was thr biggest mistake of the life."
If NTR used condomn and followed the saying "hum do hamare do" we would have been saved from NBK.
If mohan babu remained as Physical trainee in tamilnadu manchu manoj, vishnu and slutty daughter(Lakshmi Prasanna) would have got some jobs is saravana bhawan as waiters and would have lead a happy gult family life.
If chiru turned out to be Police like his father we would have been saved from Allu arjun and RC Teja.
Then I guess we would have seen lot of new faces , many actors with no backgrounds who are true actors from inside .
Its just because of NTR and ANR whose acting inspired chiranjeevi, Mohan babu and Krishna and made them stars.
They became actors. Ther kids became actors. Now only thr grandsons will be the fourth generation stars.
The present generation stars have polluted the industry . Once up on a time people wanted to become actors becuase acting was thr passion. Now they want to become actors to make money, acting apne aap aa jayage. Is it shit to come out automatically ?.
If we have actors at this rate from these 4 families (excluding Mohan babu and his ugly sons), tollywood will be divided as Chiruwood, nagwood, Balayyawood,Venkiwood and others.
Mahesbabu,Gopichand , Prabhas will come under this others :P
Wish things would have been as we wanted it to be.
I will surely run away to Tamil industry. I look better than Dhanush . I can also become a hero :P
Friday, June 11, 2010
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3 comments:
*claps*
each word of it is true and outrageously hilarious( except for the part where you want make a debut in tamil films :) )
awesome blog...keep going Naren!
awesome...what about directors of no talent..
@ neems : thanks
@ Navya : thanks ! but who are u?
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