Puli .. too silly

As you all know how well the movie is running at your nearest theaters.
btw..is it running ?? :P

Before getting into the rape part , I will try my level best to put down some positive points:

OMG..ther aren't any. Trust me. I crawled to every corner of my brain and I failed to find a point. This is what happens when u are a lazy bum and take 2 and half years to make a movie. U don't even know what was shot and what has to be shot. PK had this dream project called satyagrahi, but (un)fortunately things did not work out. he made a combo of satyagrahi and some crap and named it as puli. This is what would have happent : Follow it carefully.

PK was jobless,movie-less and had plenty of time with no projects in hand. Then he had a mento which switched on "dimag ki batti". Sat down in front of the mirror like a psycho and asked himself
"when people can watch balakrishna in vijayendra varma,
when people can watch Mohanbabu in bujjigadu,
when people can watch Raviteja in khatarnak,
when people can watch chiranjeevi in STALIN,
when people can watch tarun in, well i forgot the name of the movie,
when people can watch nag in kedi,
when people can watch lakshmi prasanna in "mee lakshmi talk show",
when people can watch Jr.NTR(brahman) in Adhurs,
when people can watch manchu vishnu in saleem,
when people can watch mahesh in Athidi,
when people can watch prabhas in EkNiranjan,
when people can watch venki in namovenkatesha,
when people can watch allu arjun in Varudu,
when people can watch lawrence in Muni ,
when people can watch Varun Sandesh in Kurradu,
then why cant they watch my movies. They already saw Johnny and i guess they can take one more experiment from me.
Idea!, this time I wont put my name as director, I will put some other fellows name. But who on earth would take that risk. Let me see.
Shankar wont agree,
Puri wont agree,
Varma wont agree,
KrishnaVamsi wont agree,
Seenu vaitla wont agree,
V.V.Vinanayak wont agree,
Thrivikram wont agree. Ipudu ela..
Oh ,I totaly forgot.
PJ suryah are thr rite, oops..not PJ Suryah, oh yeah ,SJ Suryah. Let me call him and ask.
Tring Tring..Tring Tring ..


SJ : Hello, yaaru
PK : Star...Power Star..

SJ : nee power star ah, then i am PJ Star, peru solluda macha
PK : Thambi Pawan Kalyan da

SJ : yaaru Pawan Kalyan
PK : Ada pavi, Khushi cinema pawan da, Chiranjeevi's brother.

SJ : Oh macha, eppadi irruku ? Its been quite sometime since we talked.
PK : romba kasthama irruka appa, script ille, purse lo cash ille, fans also ille.

SJ : macha, I also don't have any script da.
PK : Macha, I have a script and I want u to direct it.

SJ : Real or virtual direction?
PK : Virual dai, I will direct it and will put ur name in credits.

SJ : Parwa illa pa, do whatever u want to.
PK : I know macha, u are my true friend .

SJ : Picture peru enna?
PK : Puli..

SJ : U silly , will it work? NBK is doing simha rite.
PK : Simha is an action oriented movie, mine is pucca Over action macha.

SJ : macha kushi lo kooda romba over action pannachi..
PK : its ok man.. I m power star.

SJ : Music yaaru?
PK : ARR

SJ : Combination of ARR and SJ in telugu was a flop last time.
PK : Dont worry, i wont disappoint u. Even this is gonna be a flop movie

SJ : Heroine yaaru ?
PK : Nikesha patel. Nalla ponnu, romba nalla figure appa.

SJ : Macha, me me me .
PK : First me and then u.

SJ : Macha plssssssss pa. I m deserted.
PK : Oh k. We will put toss

SJ : Oh k i will call.
PK : Sure.

SJ : Heads
PK : Oh shit Heads it is.

SJ : God is thr macha..god is thr.
PK : So u will get only head ..i will get the rest.

SJ : Macha, this is cheating.
PK : If u shout, u wont even get the head.

SJ : Oh k.Macha. Something is better than nothing.
PK : Do u wanna know the script?

SJ : NOOOOOOOO..are u mad?
PK : I love u bro..so u are fine with what I am doing?

SJ : I trust u man.
PK : I want one song saying "power star..power star"

SJ : From where do u get such ideas?
PK : Remember in the movie basha rajni had one song star star super star.

SJ : PK u are bulb macha. Its style adhire ne style.
PK : Whatever , I want one such Hype song

SJ : So u wanna lick ur own ass?
PK : hmm not exactly, but approximately something like tat :)

SJ : U are psycho macha
PK : But will ARR agree for it?

SJ : ARR gave good music for my movies wherein I was the hero. I will convince him. Dont worry
PK : Thanks macha. I will send u some nice girl :)

SJ : Btw PK, whn is the movie gonna release
PK : in 2010

SJ : ada pavi..this is Jan 2008.
PK : So what is the problem?

SJ : two years for a movie ah?
PK : Macha u know me rite. I am a lazy and arrogant fool.

SJ : Oh shit forgot the basic point.
PK : :)

SJ : All the best macha.
PK : same 2 u .



This is how the story , screenplay ,direction and the cast would have been decided :P.

They would have lost the script during Praja Rajyma Party's election campaigning.
Then PK must have said "its ok..i have it by-heart. I will write the dialogues, but on one condition. I will work when i am in a mood."


James cameroon took nearly 10 years to make avatar and when one takes time to make movie, people expect at-least some sense in that and not a mere non sense.

Puli is loud and irritating. I don't say that the graphics are bad, they are better than graphics in varudu. Its a positive aspect though. Throughout the movie u will only get to hear PK's dialouges. OMG he was barking.

"U need not be loud to prove ur point, the point must be strong and it will proved" once said by Naren krishna

However dumb may be the script ARR's music and background score does help the movie. But in this case, ARR's music wasnt heard at all. Because he was barking..
"sankalpam..sankalpam"
finally "Sanka naakindi".

People create records and do not like them to be met by others. Johnny created a record and psyched the critics. Critics were sure that nothing can beat johnny. Guess what puli did ? It did break johnny's records :P . I m not talking abt nizam
share in the first week or some other statistics related to collections. I am talking abt the pain. If u release a movie with N prints in 2N theaters people would watch it on first day and u will get a decent amount of cash.

I was ten mins late and the first scene i saw was a baby in mothers womb march pasting left right left right. This is heights I say, Heights.

15 mins before the climax, I see people waking up there friends or with whom ever they came to the theater. I am not exagerating. If u want a proof, go watch it.

Usually the entry scene's in telugu movies are good. The entry scene in this movie is lol. PK jumps frm a helicopter and he doesnt fall down in a projectile path.Falls straight down. :P.

I cannot even tell u the story because half the time I was closing my ears and cursin the DTS.

NBK watches Puli and calls PK. Conversation as follows.

NBK : thammudu, i saw puli.
PK : Oh. So how was puli? bhayapaddava?
NBK : Simham bhayapadinidi
PK : thanks annaya.
NBK : and i agree the defeat. Oka moggadu was far better than this.
I thought no one can beat me in making bad and lol films. U did it.
PK : sankalpa balam vunte edaiana cheyyachu.

My dear PK, antha sankalapa balam vundi kaabate puli oka saari choosamu.
and one month before Puli released i was following allu sireesh tweets.
Puli adi ..Puli idi annadu. I dont see him active afer the release.

Puli ki bhayapadi paari poyada? :P

His latest tweet abt the movie : "Its not/cant be a Johnny! Wont be Khushi/Jalsa either :( Some whr in between. Coming days will tell whr.".

@ allusireesh : The days past have already said :)

Maryada Ramanna.. Lol ra anna..

M.R is mere just time pass movie. Looks like S.S.Rajamouli wanted to prove to the world that he can get a hit from a normal comedian.

A combo a little comedy and lots of non-sense.

Audience come to the theater with two mindsets:
1) Sunil is the hero of the movie , hence thr might be some comedy..

2) Its S.S.Rajamouli's movie..Lets see what he has made after giving us a movie like Magadheera.

I belong to the 2nd set of people, and I am pissed off with the movie.
Was keeravani drunk when he was tuning?

Did S.S.Rajamouli think that he is making amrutham Part-3?

Sunil's debut movie Andaala Ramudu was way way better than this.

Pluspoints of the movie are Saloni and Sunil's dance.

S.S.Rajamouli utterly failed in extracting the so called ACTING from sunil and
presented in the worst possible way. He could have made it a lot better.

@ Junta : Don't go by the hype.

Wait for the dvd, tats all i can say.

INCEPTION : High voltage action Dr(e)ama

Inception..2hrs of Deception between Reality and Dream.

Common Reactions :

After the first 15 mins..."What the fck is this movie ?".

After the interval point..."What awesome fck is the movie ?".

After the movie..."Dude..Christopher nolan just fcked our brains"

I usually don't like revealing the plot of the movies which are good. But for this movie, I have no words. I don't even know how to explain this. The best thing I can do is, to understand the movie at the first watch. Christopher Nolan is the only guy who can do it.

Decaprio has this extraordinary talent of entering into others dreams and stealing the ideas. Entering into one's dreams..controlling them.. moulding them accordingly is the punch line of the movie. How can one even think of such things?

How does a dream start?
How do u enter into the dream?
Do u know the starting point of ur dream?
What color are they in?
Who are the characters in ur dream?
Why does every character in ur dream keeps staring at u ?
Who desings ur dream? Who is the architect?

5 mins of ur sleep will lead u into an hr of dream, because your brain works slow. Simple point isn't it?

Its very difficult to make such films where screenplay plays a major role.
Every shot is a dream...Every shot is far from reality..
Dream inside a Dream..is called a 2D Dream..
Dream inside a Dream inside a Dream.. its a 3D dream.

Frankly speaking I have no words..I am bulbing..
I am still trying to understand of how Christopher Nolan made this? How long did he take to understand this story.. How did he explain this to Decaprio..?
How long did Decpario take to understand while Nolan was trying to explain him the plot..?

I am psyched..confused..
Funny thing is.. I met my old buddy, pratik gupta, who did not understand 90% of the movie :P.
Me : "Why are u confused?"
Pratik : "Mujhe kuch samja main nahi aaya.."
Me : "Lite le.."
Pratik : "I am going to kota.. i will watch it in hindi :)"..

Run to your nearest theatres and watch it ASAP. I am sure it will take atleast a day or two for the movie to sink. Don't watch it in cam print. If u are lazy , then trust me.. u are missing something called AWESOMEness..

Raavan Ya Robin hood

Raavan is a gud movie but not a HIT movie. Story goes at the speed of an ant. Screenplay is similar to the way the ant walks. It stops, then takes a U turn, then bulbs and then finally finds its path :P.

This is not ramayana people.. not at all ramayana.
Mani used the characters from ramayana and wrote his own script. There are few similarities to ramayana, thats all.
This is how mani used the characters.
Abhishek(Raavan)
Aishwarya(seetha)
Vikram(Ram)
Govinda(Hanuman)

Based on thr charactersitcs the script Raavan was made.
Plot :
Raavan has a reason of why he kidnaps seetha and this seetha is too energetic and wild. Raavan's sis(priyamani) gets raped by a bunch of police people headed by Vikram. Raavan takes revenge by kidnapping seetha. Unlike ramayana, raavan is too good in this movie. Kind hearted and good at nature. People treat him as robinhood. Raavan likes seetha and packs her saying u are goddess and i m a villain from inside. Finally vikram gets an idea and uses seetha in order to reach Raavan and ends him.

Vikram's worst performance I can say. Not a potential role on screen and on paper.
The movie will run just because of Abhishek. One of the best performances and defined how RAAVAN looks like. Scary, cruel, rude and also tried to show that he is sensitive .

Govinda's role is pretty small. Looks like he was just put in order to give us a feel of Hanuman's character. Funny and energetic.

Whats wrong with priyamani? I think she likes all this "Getting Raped" roles. She gets raped by a bunch of people
in "Paruthi Veeran" and in this movie a bunch of policemen. Same expression from "Paruthi Veeran". Rape specialist I can say.

Cinematography is Rachoo Racha Rakhsitaha . Too good. Risky shots, beautiful settings and awesome presentation.

Background score is another plus point and looks like Mani was too lazy to make a good script and must have thought
"Macha Rahman, nalla background score kudumu. I am banking on u. Script is cup maax".

Over all. Its too slow. Watch if for Abhishek and for beautiful presentation.
Or else.take lite and wait for Moserbear DVD.

Go(o)dFATHER

Wanna be a Hero? and u think u can make it just because u dance well, talk well and look well.

Wake up brothers , it ain't that easy unless and untill u have a godfather.
Godfather is not the mario puzo walah DON guy. Godfather in simple term means "conties" (IITM LINGO means Contacts).

What exactly does contie mean ? This is a bounded limit.
If ur father/mother is/was a hero/heroine or is/was a director falls under this category . Tricky rite. Such is life.
If ur contact is present in one of the above mentioned tree then it is very easy to traverse the path and become what ever u want to, else it will take a life time to reach ur goal.

Did u ever wonder or think of how tollywood really started?

ANR and late NTR were two strong pillars who really had no background. They were true actors and acting was thr passion. Money was just a rectangle piece of paper which was needed for proper living. Nothing more than that. They had no ego problems and truly respected each other from bottom of their hearts. Poor chaps would never even thought that this(acting) was thr biggest mistake of the life.

First generation : NTR and ANR gave us wonderfull movies. Acting together was never a big problem for them, because they loved acting.

Second generation : Chiranjeevi, Rajnikanth, Mohan babu, Shoban babu , Krishna are the other set of actors who really had no support, faced 'N' problems to get a chance to perform in front of the camera. Rajnikanth was a bus conductor and chiranjeevi was an ordinary graduate whose father was a constable. Now just imagine how tough it would have been for a bus conductor and for a constable's son to get a chance to act. Lucky bastards are now the biggest stars.

Shoban Babu was born in a middle class family and was well educated who later became the romantic icon.

Guess what Mohan babu did before he became an actor? He was a PT teacher ,yeah a Physical trainee at some lol School in chennai. He later on became the "Collection King". This chap really has talent.

Krishna was then the stylish star. He is a down to earth person and made movies at rocket speed and all of them were HIT.

Wondering Where Kamal hasan is ? He is not at all a poor chap. Kamal Hasan's father was a lawyer and his brother(Charu hasan) is a stud actor who has own national award . Kamal acted as a child artist at the age of 4.

NTR an ANR made another big mistake. They got married and made kids.

ANR's was a small mistake when compared to NTR's.
ANR just gave us another ANR(Akkineni Nagarjuna Rao), whereas
NTR gave us Jayakrishna, Sai krishna, Harikrishna, Mohan Krishna, Balakrishna, Ramakrishna, and Jayashankar Krishna. He did not stop there . He also made 4 daughters . Out of his seven sons Balakrishna turned out be an actor. Harikrishna did try his luck but got fcked at the box-office. (Werent condoms avaialable?)

Dr. D. Ramanaidu gave us Vekatesh Babu who has never pained audience with his acting and even though his dancing sucks, he is called Victory venki .

Third generation : Now taking NTR as inspiration Nagarjuna, Venki ,Balakrishna ,Chiranjeevi and Mohanbabu got married and started making kids who later on became the third generation stars.

Nagarjuna : Nag Chaitanya(first wife's), Akhil (Second wife's)
Venkatesh : Arjun ramanath (Yet to be launched)
Balakrishna : Mokshagna (Yet to be launched)
Chiranjeevi : Ram charan teja
Mohanbabu : Manchu vishnu and Manchu Manoj

Here starts the go(o)dFATHER ship.

Nag chaitanya sucks at acting and dancing. Hero becuase, his dad and Grandfather are actors. A road side guy is better than this idiot.

Ram charan teja : He looks like a Chakka. Dances well because its in his genes. The biggest star of the generation, just because his dad is the mega star.
A normal guy with such odd looks and with such horrible voice wouldnt even get a chance to be on the radio.

Manchu Vishnu and Manchu Manoj : Did mohan babu fck a donkey and a buffalo. Becuase his kids resemble them. Now they are the uggliest looking guys on earth. Still managed to get couple of hits out of some N movies they made.

Looking at all this makes me conclude that : No matter how worst u look, No matter how lol ur voice is, No matter if u can act or not, U can be a star if u have a god father.

There are wonderful artists waiting outside for a chance. Okka Chance kosam.

Others : Allu arjun ( Godfather : Chiru ).
Dont tell me that his father is a producer hence he is a successfull actor. If that is the case why didnt Supergood films producer's (RB choudhary) Son "Ramesh" become a star? . His debut "Pogarubothu" was THE biggest flop that year.

Lets talk about allu arjun . When gangothri realeased in 2003 , people said "Kojja laaga vunnadu veedu". Facial surgeries here and ther made him look like a man, oops. like a human being.

Sumanth(Godfather : ANR and nagarjuna) Here is another useless actor from Akkineni's family. Debut movie was directed by RGV. Now this is high funda GODFATHER ship. Which debutant gets such a great director on his first movie?.

Sushanth(Godfather : nagarjuna) : I dont even want to talk about this guy.

Maheshbabu (Godfather : Krishna ) : Veediki antha intha balupu kaadu . Not seen since 2 and half years. The most egoistic hero till date.This guy really needs no godfather. Has tons of tallent in him. But lazy to act. God save him.

Prabhas(Godfather : Krishamraju). : Irrespective of movie , irrespective of character, he does "Bujjigadu" in it.

Jr.NTR( Godfather : Balakrishna) : From the NTR family. Has immense energy but keeps licking his late Grandpa.


So u see my point. Godfather zindabad, audience murdabad.

Raviteja( Godfather : none). He came into industry when hansika was born. 22 years ago. Got a movie chance in late 90's. It took nearly 12 years for him to get a break. For 12 years he was jobless. Roaming around studios, directors , and producers.

If you are in hyd, visit the areas like Filmnagar, Annapurna and ramanaidu studios. You get to see hundreds of people waiting to meet stars, producers , directors or some guy to just get a break. Because for them movie is life and acting is passion. Unlike the above mentioned heros who were born in a family where the father/mother is/was a hero/heroine or is/was a director.

We are forced to watch to these actors. If NTR and ANR did not become actors and if they turned out to be some lawyer or doctor we would have been saved from this crap. Now you see why I mentioned "Poor chaps would never even thought that this(acting) was thr biggest mistake of the life."

If NTR used condomn and followed the saying "hum do hamare do" we would have been saved from NBK.

If mohan babu remained as Physical trainee in tamilnadu manchu manoj, vishnu and slutty daughter(Lakshmi Prasanna) would have got some jobs is saravana bhawan as waiters and would have lead a happy gult family life.

If chiru turned out to be Police like his father we would have been saved from Allu arjun and RC Teja.

Then I guess we would have seen lot of new faces , many actors with no backgrounds who are true actors from inside .

Its just because of NTR and ANR whose acting inspired chiranjeevi, Mohan babu and Krishna and made them stars.
They became actors. Ther kids became actors. Now only thr grandsons will be the fourth generation stars.

The present generation stars have polluted the industry . Once up on a time people wanted to become actors becuase acting was thr passion. Now they want to become actors to make money, acting apne aap aa jayage. Is it shit to come out automatically ?.

If we have actors at this rate from these 4 families (excluding Mohan babu and his ugly sons), tollywood will be divided as Chiruwood, nagwood, Balayyawood,Venkiwood and others.
Mahesbabu,Gopichand , Prabhas will come under this others :P

Wish things would have been as we wanted it to be.

I will surely run away to Tamil industry. I look better than Dhanush . I can also become a hero :P

VEDAM .. Awesome..

Vedam is SUPER DUPER HIT. Story, Screenplay, Music are awesome.
Each and every artist in the movie gave thr best and the every dialogue is new and well written.
Allu arjun might get NANDI award or atleast FILMFARE for sure. I got so involved into the movie that I came running back to home to just share my views.
If jeevi(idlebrain.com) gives rating less than 3.5 then he is a jack ass.

Who said Multi-Starrer movies wont work in Tollywood?. Manchu Manoj and Allu Arjun were awesome on the screen. Manoj Bajpai and the old person(Naaggayya) characters were well scripted. My god, I never knew anushka could do such a role. She was called as arundhati till yesterday and from today she will be called SAROJA. She was much better than TABU from Chandini Bar or Kareena from Chameli.

I am not gonna reveal the story nor the climax. First half racha.. Second half rachooo rachaa.. Climax is god level.
Its not a new script, but the way KRISH(director) has presented was really good. It was fresh .

M.M.Keeravani and S.S.Rajamouli came with thr families. Cimax is heart touching and thr is not one guy who will come out of the theatre thinking about it.
M.M.Keeravani who is the music director of the movie could not control his tears.

Rite after the movie, I could hear applause from the audience for about 2 mins.

Allu arjun is gawd. His acting skills are gawd level.
Manchu Manoju is really the rocking star.
Anushka is superb.

From now on we might/will have multi-starer movies. KRISH will be on the list of top-directors.

I gotta rush to prasadz again. Raajneeti at 12.45 PM.
Will update abt Raajneeti by 4.30 . Cya.

First day First Show rocks..
Vedam rocks..
My life rocks :)

Must watch . Rush to the nearest theatres people.

Naren Krishna about "Rama Rama Krishna Krishna"

Enter the theatre exactly 10 mins before interval and tighten ur seat belts, b'coz LSR's rib-tickling comedy will make you ROTFL :).
Read the blog to know what and who LSR is..
(don't Ctrl+f for LSR :P)

RRKK is just an average movie, but Dil Raju will be a happy guy that his movie is making some money. Though Josh and Maro Charithra have left him with bad experiences, he still did not back off spending money for this movie. Well he has no other choice :P.
Frankly speaking there are only three types of movies.
1) Family drama. For ex: Bommarillu, Ninne pelladatha, Murari, Santosham and most of the Venki movies are few biggest hits in this category :)
2) Love stories. For ex: Manmadhudu, Sakhi, Geetanjali, Yem Maya chesave, Maro charithra(old) are ever green love stories .
3) Commerical movies : action movies which really dont have ne script nor story and which are made just to make money. All the high budget movies come under this category.

RRKK is a pucca commercial movie with an old plot where every next scene can be predicted.
The Plot :
-- Arjun is a don in mumbai. His wife, Gracy singh gets shot by the villan gang. She always wanted him to stay away from all this gang war. So he leaves mumbai and settles in a village named GandhiPuram with his two sisters of which one them is the heroine, Priya Anand.
-- Nasar plays the role of ram's father and is the head of the village.
-- Ram is this hot blooded guy who keeps fighting with every one and arjun hates his character
-- Ram's brother and Heroine's sister are classmates who love each other.
-- Arjun hates this family because of Ram's arrogant behaviour.
-- So these lovers run away to mumbai to get married but ram stops the marriage and promises them that he will talk to his parents and Arjun and convince them for this marriage .
-- Here comes the twist: Ram fights with the same old villan gang who killed Gracy singh and who are still in search of Arjun.
-- Ram escapes from mumbai and puts arbit fight in order to convince Nasar and Arjun and gets his brother engaged to Priya's sister.
-- Climax : Villans come down to Godavari where Arjun and Ram team up and kill them.

Now, don't u feel that this is an old story. Director's must stop making such movies and should come up with good scripts. Srivaas, director of this movie took two years to make this script. His earlier movie Lakshyam was good and family oriented which had story and making values. He has improved a lot as director and his songs picturisation is very good. The third song of the film which is based on the festival sankranthi has been potrayed real good.
The first half is pretty boring and the story does not move forward at all and u feel as u are stuck in the time.

Exactly 10 mins before the interval, the character called Lechipoyina Subba Rao(LSR) played by Padmashri brahmanandam will make u jump over your seats.
My god.. this 10 mins of superb comedy will get u over the boredom the director has created till then. Believe me. It is this 10 mins which has saved the first half from being called WORST.
"Shevaala tho Savaal enti ra" is a dialouge which will make u ROTFL. His timing and acting is really GAWD level.

Second half is fast and story runs at rocket speed.

Plus points :
-- Ram comes up with another highly energetic performance as always and has this extra-ordinary talent of delivering the dialouges at shane bond's pace.
-- The character of Arjun and Nasar is just ok.
-- Priya Anand is lol.. Bindhu Madhavi is lol maaaaaax
-- Biggest plus point is that Brahmi's 10 mins comedy episode. His appearance in the second half is just ok.

Interesting Points :
-- The lady who played the role of Priya anand's sister is too cute . She is 1000 times better than Priya.
-- Bindu Madhavi who was bubbly in Avakai biryani is now slim like shakira :)
-- Arjun dubs for himself.
-- A daler mehendi song . M.M. keeravani Likes Daler .
-- Remember Baaji rao from the movie Vikramaarkudu ??. He is know for the dialouge "mera betaaa..mera betaaaa". Well, he is the the villan from mumbai :).
He repeats that beta dialouge in this movie too.
-- U get to see Gracy singh after 8 years in a telugu movie. Guess what? she is just 29 years old :P. Yeah I too was shocked.

The only dialouge I remember is : "Cheyyi kalipithey nuvvu chache daaka vadalanu , kaani ade cheyyi naa paine vesthey ninni champe daaka vadalanu"

I think the directors of the Tollywood industry have taken us granted that we will watch ne kinda crappy movie they make. If there was no character called LSR, I am damn sure that RRKK would have gone to dogs and Dil Raju along with his co-producers sirish-lakshman would have packed thr bags by now.

The quality of telugu movies is going down drastically. I am happy that we still have directors who made Yem Maya Chesave and Leader and who can give us few good movies in future.
{Movies Released in 2010} - {Yem Maya Chesave,Leader} are just lol and time waste. These hype creators should be put in jail. They are capitalizing the trust which we have on them and this is no way different to what Satyam Rama Linga Raju did. He too ditched his trustee's and we, the movie lovers are forcing ourselves to watch such crappy movies and getting fcked up.

Dil Raju is an intelligent producer who has released RRKK in a month where no other telugu movies are scheduled to release. Stud Bussiness Plan :).

Go ahead if u are jobless and can spend around Rs.150 for bramhi, Slim Bindu Madhavi and Priya anand's sister.
Or just wait for that Rs 35/- Moserbaer DVD :P

PS : KITES is gib maaaaaaaaaaaax. I don't think it deserves to be cribbed with a blog :P. I haven't watched it and thanks to my friends who have warned me not to watch

Simha.. Ha Ha

Let me start off with a joke :

Jr.NTR : Babai(NBK), I heard that Simha's collections are way more than the Magadheera's
NBK : Come on dude, Adhurs has already made more money than Magadheera.
Jr.NTR : Stop Joking Babai.
NBK : you started it. :P

SimHa .. Ha Ha.
40 mins of fights, 40 mins of songs, 60 mins of non-sense dialogues, 10 mins of junk comedy and 10 minutes for titles . This sums up for a HIT.

PR team of this movie have succeeded in spreading the "HIT" talk. Like all the movie lovers, I was one of the victims who fell for it. Got free tickets of INOX,Hyderabad.

The show started at 6.50 PM . As usual NBK's movie is painful to watch and the person next to me gave up and dozed off. I turned to the other side and looked at my dad. My dad's face had this expression which I put when I was going to the school for the first time. Unhappy, uncomfortable, pained, stressed :P . As movie lovers we never walk out of the theatre irrespective of how boring the movie is and so I continued watching.

Twenty mins into the movie which had a fight sequence and Namitha's song.
Its a real feast for Namitha fans. NBK has showed more enthu dancing with Namitha when compared to his enthu dancing with Nayantara and Sneha Ullal. He handled her very well in the first song, in other terms "Namitha ni nalipesaadu mana bhalayya".

Story ain't new at all.
-- Hero fights with villan gang to save heroine
-- Heroine's father has some business clash with the villan gang
-- Heroine stays at hero's house
-- Arbit scene == Heroine's father tries to kill the hero but hero's grandma jumps in between and gets the knife
-- Twist == Heroine's father turns out to be her son-in-law.
-- Flashback : The villan's father kills NBK's father (another NBK) :P
-- Climax : NBK takes revenge and Hoists a Chennai Super Kings Flag (Simha) :P

I guess director is very much influenced by Rajamouli's direction.
-- The interval scene is similar to simhadri's interval episode,
-- NBK uses the same weapon which was used in simhadri, modified it by adding symbol of Lion.
-- In the flash back episode, director tried to put the fight sequence from Magadheera where Kaala Bhairava kills 100 men. He did try to show it differently but failed miserably.

Funny scenes:
-- Last scene of flashback episode where Nayanatara dies and NBK who is about to die pulls her on to his lap and at this point he tried to immitate "Jagapathi babu's last scene from anthapuram".
-- NBK dies holding the weapon stiff in his hand :P.

2 hrs into the movie I really had this doubt "naaku jarupu kovataaniki naa next bday vuntunda ?".
You get to hear few dialogues about "Maa Vamsham..Maa Nana" and all.
"Vamsham ante maadi ra.. Vaaladi Buradha Vamsham."

Irritating dialogue : "Nenu kodithey ..treatment cheyyinchu kodaaniki nee aasthi antha pettina saripodu "
He also uses the word "Pilla P**ka". I was surprised and I did not expect this from you Balayya :P

One of lollest scenes : Now this is in the flashback episode: Kinda incest.
NBK's sister asks Nayanatara . " Maa annaya eppudu serious ga vuntaadu kada, mari raatri bedroom lo ela handle chesthaavu". (How do u handle a serious guy like my brother when it comes to the bedroom). Now why will a sister wanna know how good is her brother in the bedroom ?

Plus points :
-- This is the best performance of Nayanatara till date.
-- One will enjoy this movie if and only if he/she is a die hard fan on Ballaya.
-- NBK did prove that he can still do powerful roles.
-- Hats-off to his dialogue delivery style.

Satires :

"Oka vaipe choodu..inko vaipu choosthey chachi pothavu" --> "Cinema oka saare choodu.inko saari choosthey chachi pothaavu"

"Nenu maatletappudu nee chevulu thappa migitha edi pani chesina ,neeku jarupuvu kovadaaniki next
bday vundadu" ---> "Heart kooda pani cheyya koodadu, hence no next bday" :P

"Nenu kodithey treatment jarupokavataaniki nee aasthi anta pettina saripodu" --> "nuvvu kottakarledu.. nee cinema choosthey chaalu"..

Over all : Simha Ha Ha is just a mere waste of time and money.
Balayya ..ika chaalayya :)