Puli .. too silly

As you all know how well the movie is running at your nearest theaters.
btw..is it running ?? :P

Before getting into the rape part , I will try my level best to put down some positive points:

OMG..ther aren't any. Trust me. I crawled to every corner of my brain and I failed to find a point. This is what happens when u are a lazy bum and take 2 and half years to make a movie. U don't even know what was shot and what has to be shot. PK had this dream project called satyagrahi, but (un)fortunately things did not work out. he made a combo of satyagrahi and some crap and named it as puli. This is what would have happent : Follow it carefully.

PK was jobless,movie-less and had plenty of time with no projects in hand. Then he had a mento which switched on "dimag ki batti". Sat down in front of the mirror like a psycho and asked himself
"when people can watch balakrishna in vijayendra varma,
when people can watch Mohanbabu in bujjigadu,
when people can watch Raviteja in khatarnak,
when people can watch chiranjeevi in STALIN,
when people can watch tarun in, well i forgot the name of the movie,
when people can watch nag in kedi,
when people can watch lakshmi prasanna in "mee lakshmi talk show",
when people can watch Jr.NTR(brahman) in Adhurs,
when people can watch manchu vishnu in saleem,
when people can watch mahesh in Athidi,
when people can watch prabhas in EkNiranjan,
when people can watch venki in namovenkatesha,
when people can watch allu arjun in Varudu,
when people can watch lawrence in Muni ,
when people can watch Varun Sandesh in Kurradu,
then why cant they watch my movies. They already saw Johnny and i guess they can take one more experiment from me.
Idea!, this time I wont put my name as director, I will put some other fellows name. But who on earth would take that risk. Let me see.
Shankar wont agree,
Puri wont agree,
Varma wont agree,
KrishnaVamsi wont agree,
Seenu vaitla wont agree,
V.V.Vinanayak wont agree,
Thrivikram wont agree. Ipudu ela..
Oh ,I totaly forgot.
PJ suryah are thr rite, oops..not PJ Suryah, oh yeah ,SJ Suryah. Let me call him and ask.
Tring Tring..Tring Tring ..


SJ : Hello, yaaru
PK : Star...Power Star..

SJ : nee power star ah, then i am PJ Star, peru solluda macha
PK : Thambi Pawan Kalyan da

SJ : yaaru Pawan Kalyan
PK : Ada pavi, Khushi cinema pawan da, Chiranjeevi's brother.

SJ : Oh macha, eppadi irruku ? Its been quite sometime since we talked.
PK : romba kasthama irruka appa, script ille, purse lo cash ille, fans also ille.

SJ : macha, I also don't have any script da.
PK : Macha, I have a script and I want u to direct it.

SJ : Real or virtual direction?
PK : Virual dai, I will direct it and will put ur name in credits.

SJ : Parwa illa pa, do whatever u want to.
PK : I know macha, u are my true friend .

SJ : Picture peru enna?
PK : Puli..

SJ : U silly , will it work? NBK is doing simha rite.
PK : Simha is an action oriented movie, mine is pucca Over action macha.

SJ : macha kushi lo kooda romba over action pannachi..
PK : its ok man.. I m power star.

SJ : Music yaaru?
PK : ARR

SJ : Combination of ARR and SJ in telugu was a flop last time.
PK : Dont worry, i wont disappoint u. Even this is gonna be a flop movie

SJ : Heroine yaaru ?
PK : Nikesha patel. Nalla ponnu, romba nalla figure appa.

SJ : Macha, me me me .
PK : First me and then u.

SJ : Macha plssssssss pa. I m deserted.
PK : Oh k. We will put toss

SJ : Oh k i will call.
PK : Sure.

SJ : Heads
PK : Oh shit Heads it is.

SJ : God is thr macha..god is thr.
PK : So u will get only head ..i will get the rest.

SJ : Macha, this is cheating.
PK : If u shout, u wont even get the head.

SJ : Oh k.Macha. Something is better than nothing.
PK : Do u wanna know the script?

SJ : NOOOOOOOO..are u mad?
PK : I love u bro..so u are fine with what I am doing?

SJ : I trust u man.
PK : I want one song saying "power star..power star"

SJ : From where do u get such ideas?
PK : Remember in the movie basha rajni had one song star star super star.

SJ : PK u are bulb macha. Its style adhire ne style.
PK : Whatever , I want one such Hype song

SJ : So u wanna lick ur own ass?
PK : hmm not exactly, but approximately something like tat :)

SJ : U are psycho macha
PK : But will ARR agree for it?

SJ : ARR gave good music for my movies wherein I was the hero. I will convince him. Dont worry
PK : Thanks macha. I will send u some nice girl :)

SJ : Btw PK, whn is the movie gonna release
PK : in 2010

SJ : ada pavi..this is Jan 2008.
PK : So what is the problem?

SJ : two years for a movie ah?
PK : Macha u know me rite. I am a lazy and arrogant fool.

SJ : Oh shit forgot the basic point.
PK : :)

SJ : All the best macha.
PK : same 2 u .



This is how the story , screenplay ,direction and the cast would have been decided :P.

They would have lost the script during Praja Rajyma Party's election campaigning.
Then PK must have said "its ok..i have it by-heart. I will write the dialogues, but on one condition. I will work when i am in a mood."


James cameroon took nearly 10 years to make avatar and when one takes time to make movie, people expect at-least some sense in that and not a mere non sense.

Puli is loud and irritating. I don't say that the graphics are bad, they are better than graphics in varudu. Its a positive aspect though. Throughout the movie u will only get to hear PK's dialouges. OMG he was barking.

"U need not be loud to prove ur point, the point must be strong and it will proved" once said by Naren krishna

However dumb may be the script ARR's music and background score does help the movie. But in this case, ARR's music wasnt heard at all. Because he was barking..
"sankalpam..sankalpam"
finally "Sanka naakindi".

People create records and do not like them to be met by others. Johnny created a record and psyched the critics. Critics were sure that nothing can beat johnny. Guess what puli did ? It did break johnny's records :P . I m not talking abt nizam
share in the first week or some other statistics related to collections. I am talking abt the pain. If u release a movie with N prints in 2N theaters people would watch it on first day and u will get a decent amount of cash.

I was ten mins late and the first scene i saw was a baby in mothers womb march pasting left right left right. This is heights I say, Heights.

15 mins before the climax, I see people waking up there friends or with whom ever they came to the theater. I am not exagerating. If u want a proof, go watch it.

Usually the entry scene's in telugu movies are good. The entry scene in this movie is lol. PK jumps frm a helicopter and he doesnt fall down in a projectile path.Falls straight down. :P.

I cannot even tell u the story because half the time I was closing my ears and cursin the DTS.

NBK watches Puli and calls PK. Conversation as follows.

NBK : thammudu, i saw puli.
PK : Oh. So how was puli? bhayapaddava?
NBK : Simham bhayapadinidi
PK : thanks annaya.
NBK : and i agree the defeat. Oka moggadu was far better than this.
I thought no one can beat me in making bad and lol films. U did it.
PK : sankalpa balam vunte edaiana cheyyachu.

My dear PK, antha sankalapa balam vundi kaabate puli oka saari choosamu.
and one month before Puli released i was following allu sireesh tweets.
Puli adi ..Puli idi annadu. I dont see him active afer the release.

Puli ki bhayapadi paari poyada? :P

His latest tweet abt the movie : "Its not/cant be a Johnny! Wont be Khushi/Jalsa either :( Some whr in between. Coming days will tell whr.".

@ allusireesh : The days past have already said :)